Siblings Who Have Pets Gifts

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Dog Birthdays

State of the Art Dog.

Meow Power Demolition team.

Jumping Dogs

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."