Pet-owning Siblings Gifts

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Dog Birthdays

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

State of the Art Dog.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Jumping Dogs

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."