Dog-owning Sibling Prints

State of the Art Dog.

Man wearing a dog cone

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

"The dog wants out again!"

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Not again!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'They're dog roses!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Pet Entertainers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Chasebook

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'