Sibling Who Loves Dogs Prints

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'I'm telling you the truth! Toilet water is no better than water straight from the tap.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

"We rescued him form the research lab."

'You must be the new taster.'

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Beware of Watchdog.

Abominable Snow Dog.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog wearing a cone

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'