Pet Owner Sibling Prints

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'Do you have any identification other than the collar?'

"You should try it I'm very happy with my personal trainer."

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'Well, it wasn't me.'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

Chasebook for Dogs

Dog

Evolution of the Cat

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"

'My Human doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind: He throws things away then asks me to fetch them...'

'Okay, you can join in on 'Jingle Bells,' but please. . . not 'Silent Night'.'

Cat annoyed by visitor in the house.

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Cat Cocktails

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Simple pleasures..."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."