Sibling With A Puppy Pillows

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Chasebook

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

State of the Art Dog.

When Dogs Rule