Sibling With A Pet Poodle Pillows

Celebrity Poodle.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

State of the Art Dog.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Rule

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Man wearing a dog cone

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.