Sibling With A Pet Poodle T-Shirts

Celebrity Poodle.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Birthdays

State of the Art Dog.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs

Man wearing a dog cone

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.