Dog-loving Siblings Prints

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Collies Without Borders

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Chasebook

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cat king.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Meow Power Demolition team.

State of the Art Dog.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'