Animal-loving Brother Pillows

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Haute Suture

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Chasebook

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Dog traps the postman.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cat king.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

The Taming of the Ewe