Animal Enthusiast Relative Gifts

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Haute Suture

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."