Pet Enthusiast Relative Gifts

"The meaning of life is cats."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Pick me!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This never happened."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'