Pet Enthusiast Relative Gifts

"The meaning of life is cats."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Pick me!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This never happened."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."