Animal Enthusiast Family Member Gifts

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Seagiraffes

Mardi Gras

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Tallyho!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"