Animal Lover Family Member Gifts

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

PETFLIX

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.