Pet-loving Nephew Gifts

Dog traps the postman.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Good dog!'

The end of innocence

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'