Pet-loving Nephew Gifts

Dog traps the postman.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Good dog!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

The end of innocence

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'