Pet-loving Brother Gifts

Dog helping scientist.

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

'Why are you laughing? This is a grave matter.'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Cat king.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog traps the postman.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'