Pet-friendly Brother Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Pet Entertainers

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog Igloo.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'