Pet-friendly Brother Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Chasebook

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog traps the postman.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Birthdays

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'