Pet-loving Son Gifts

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

Dog traps the postman.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cat king.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Dog Igloo.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Good dog!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion