Pet-loving Parent Gifts

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

My Doberman's smarter than your honor roll sutdent.

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Sled dogs chase squirrel up a tree.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Separation

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Autumn Dog

Dog at a restaurant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Balding dog

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."