Pet Parenting Enthusiast Gifts

"Next time make two trips."

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

'They're all excited about their upcoming holidays, while I'm not looking forward to the boarding kennel...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The Karate Kitten.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Doggy-3D

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

The Upholstery Consultant

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Fetching some bread

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."