Pet Parenting Puzzle Lover Gifts

What are you going to do about it,Fred? It's your food.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Cat Romance

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Bone appetit!'

K9 Litterati.