Pet Parenting Gifts

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Sorry, Madam! If the boy bit the dog I would gladly prescribe treatment, but since the reverse is true, I suggest you call a physician."

'. . . or are you implying that it was a lotion and not, in fact, a smoothie.'

'Is there a shot that causes feline leukemia?'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"He was a very good boy."