Pet Parenting Pillows

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Sorry, Madam! If the boy bit the dog I would gladly prescribe treatment, but since the reverse is true, I suggest you call a physician."

'. . . or are you implying that it was a lotion and not, in fact, a smoothie.'

'Is there a shot that causes feline leukemia?'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"They know we hate water. They put food in the water. It's sick."

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Walking Services

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"