Pet Parents Pillows

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"But stay off the couch."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'Mom, am I adopted?'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'I've come for a refund!'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'Stop introducing me as your bitch!'

"Actually it's a lot of pressure."

"Just for fun try and make a pass at me!"

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

Polly txt speak

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

Buster practised tirelessly in his never-ending quest to become a pointer.

"I'm sorry but this sub-dom thing does nothing for me"

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I drink to remember.'

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog.

'Aha! So you're the one!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

Faith.

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Raised by Dogs