Dog Parents Pillows

Places we've been on a dog

'Safe at last! I was terrified Rex would knock over one of their priceless antiques!'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Canine Coffeetalk: "I could understand it if he was chasing other women. But cars?. . ."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'O.K!! So I made a mistake!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It get it – you're hungry."