Puppy Parents Pillows

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'No, no, no I said SIT'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'We spoil that dog.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'So son - to make a long story short, if it moves, bark at it. . . and if it doesn't move, chew on it.'

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It's the people who sold us the puppy...going on about some sort of mix up."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

'Actually, it was pretty easy once we got past the part about not learning new tricks.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."