Puppy Parent Pillows

Dog Food Groups

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

Dachshund grown chart

"How small will he get?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Litter.

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Dog lover

Tough Guy

The team is making an exciting new addition.

Rex the Dog.

Bathing the dog

"This is the 'pet project' I was telling you about."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'I think that human beings would die out and only dogs would be left.'

Labrador Non-retriever

'Why always on the editorial page?'

"His name is Fluffy? I thought it was 'STOP IT!'"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"At least he doesn't beg at the table."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'He chews things.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Love a Mutt

"Fetch!" "Sorry, I'm on a break."