Puppy Parent Gifts

Dog Food Groups

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

Dachshund grown chart

"How small will he get?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'

Litter.

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

"This is the 'pet project' I was telling you about."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'He chews things.'

The team is making an exciting new addition.

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Tough Guy

Rex the Dog.

'I think that human beings would die out and only dogs would be left.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"At least he doesn't beg at the table."

'Why always on the editorial page?'

"His name is Fluffy? I thought it was 'STOP IT!'"

Labrador Non-retriever

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

When your parents daily call isn't for you.

"Joggers, cyclists and cars? Yeah, not bad, but MY daddy is so tough, he chases trucks!"