Doggie Parent Gifts

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I understand that you love him like a son, but you have to take him to a vet not a pediatrician."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Dog walking Human.

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

Canine Scentipede

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."