Doggie Dad Gifts

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"Sorry, no paternal leave because your dog had puppies."

"If you're my best friend then why did you have me neutered?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'A is for Arse.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

D.I.Y with dad.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Dogs

Jogging...

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'