Dad Who Loves Dogs Gifts

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Jogging...

Dog with toilet IV

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Personal Assistants.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Dog Igloo.

"He wants a second opinion."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Pets on holiday.

'You are what you eat.'