Dad Who Loves Dogs Gifts

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Jogging...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

Personal Assistants.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog Igloo.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Pets on holiday.

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'