Dog-loving Parent Gifts

Every Dog Has His Day

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'