Dog-loving Family Gifts

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'He took a fetching class.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Fleas Navidad.

Autumn Dog

Cat Graduation

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".