Dog-loving Family Mugs

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'He took a fetching class.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Autumn Dog

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''