Family With Kids Who Love Dogs Mugs

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog History

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Autumn Dog

Dog on leash not able to reach tree