Family With Kids Who Love Dogs Pillows

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog History

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Vet's Waiting Room

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Autumn Dog