Family Who Loves Dogs Pillows

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Don't even think about it."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog History

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Autumn Dog

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

Every Dog Has His Day