Family Who Loves Dogs Gifts

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Don't even think about it."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog History

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Cat Graduation

Fleas Navidad.

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Autumn Dog

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Every Dog Has His Day

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."