Family Who Loves Pets Gifts

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Chasebook

Pet Entertainers

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree