Family Who Loves Pets Prints

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Pet Entertainers

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Cat Graduation

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Vet's Waiting Room

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."