Pet Lover In The Family Prints

"If one pet can lower your blood pressure, I figure this means I can go off my meds."

Cat Graduation

'Treason!'

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"There ya go. Keep toying with it."

"Well, Mr. Bunny and the babies are part of the family too."

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'