Pet Lover Family Member Prints

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Bear rug eats a cat.

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"