Pet-loving Family Members Gifts

"We need to line the bird cage. Bring me the holiday newsletters."

'It appears to be a bow-wow pow-wow.'

"Don't blame me, this was your idea."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Cat Graduation

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Vet's Waiting Room