Pet-owning Family Member Gifts

'Next please.'

The Dog Botherer.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Super Dog'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Man's best friends."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'He does lack social skills.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'