Dog-loving Family Members Gifts

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Cat Graduation

Fleas Navidad.

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Treason!'