Dog-owning Family Members Gifts

"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'It's slobberin' time!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

A dog reads a newspaper

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'Bone appetit!'

#NoJunk

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'

'Don't wag!'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"

Obama's first 100 days in office.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

Pooper scoppers.

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'Next please.'