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"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

A dog reads a newspaper

#NoJunk

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'Bone appetit!'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Don't wag!'

'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Obama's first 100 days in office.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Pooper scoppers.

'Next please.'

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'