Dog-owning Family Gifts

"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Dog History

'It's slobberin' time!'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

A dog reads a newspaper

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'Bone appetit!'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

#NoJunk

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree