Dog-owning Family Prints

"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog History

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Homemade dog biscuits.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

A dog reads a newspaper

#NoJunk

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Bone appetit!'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'