Family With Dogs Gifts

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

Pet Games

"I've never rolled in anything I didn't like."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Cute.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'We'll take it!'

Dog History

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."